[Ross walks in with dark tan]
Ross: I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.
Chandler: Was that place... the sun?
Ross: Hey, Mon, it was really nice of you to loan Rachel your car so she could go get the cake.
Monica: It was so nice of her to pull my hair till I dropped the key.
Monica: Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it.
Ross: You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a um, major crush on you.
Rachel: I knew...
Ross: You did? Oh, heh. I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.
Rachel: I did...
Ross: Oh... Listen, do you think, and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here. But do you think it would be ok if I asked you out sometime maybe?
Rachel: Yeah... maybe.
Ross: Ok.... ok... maybe I will.
Chandler: Hey y'know, I've had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease. The bottom line is smoking is cool and you know it.
Joey: It's like, dating language, y'know like, "it's not you" means, it is you.
Chandler: Or "you're such a nice guy" means, I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them, to you.
Phoebe: Or, or or y'know, "I think we should see other people" means, haha I already am.
Joey: You waited too long to make your move, and now you're in the friend zone.
Ross: No, no, no. I am not in the zone.
Joey: Ross, you're mayor of the zone.
Joey: [Teaching Ross to talk dirty] If you can't talk dirty to me, how are you going to talk dirty to her? Now, tell me you want to caress my butt!
Ross: Hey guys. Does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood?
Joey: How about Tony's? If you can finish a thirty-two-ounce steak, it's free.
Ross: Okay. Hey, does anyone know a good place if you're not dating a puma?
Phoebe: Hey, you know what I just realised? 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J'. Coincidence?
Chandler: Hey, that's 'joincidence' with a 'C'.